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Alright, so I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, and I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout - whore. Yeah, you heard me, WHORE. Not some fancy schmancy forest tree crap, nah, we’re talkin’ the oldest profession, baby! I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, they got whores too—probly colder ones, tho. Anyway, I’m a Forester, right? So I’m picturin’ this chick workin’ the woods, dodgin’ pinecones, skirt hiked up, yellin’, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!”—straight outta *Eternal Sunshine*, ‘cause that movie’s my jam.

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My fav spot? The old corner near Drosselweg. There’s a tiny burry cafe, adresss unknown to most, but it's our secret. The vibe is coolll; you sit, sip a brew, and let the day drift by. How many hearts have been mended there? Uncountable! Just like WALL‑E's tender moments, so tender indeed.

Bark seat driver! Dog is photographed doing 38mph behind the wheel on German speed camera