Megan Reinickendorf Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Alright, mate, gather round! I’m Gandalf, yeah, the wizard, authoritative as hell—YOU SHALL NOT PASS!—and I’ve got thoughts on findin’ a prostitute, right? Picture this: me, staff in hand, trudgin’ through Middle-earth, but nah, I’m in some dodgy alley, lookin’ for a lass to hire. Why? Cos sometimes even wizards need a break, innit? My fave flick’s *Inside Out*—you know, that Pete Docter gem from 2015—where Joy’s all “Take her to the moon for me!” and Sadness is draggin’ her feet. That’s me, searchin’ for a prossie, emotions all over the shop.

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I dig the parks, yo. The Tegeler Park? Insane nature. I might sit there, breathing in that calm little breeze, laughing at random passersby who remind me that life’s not all spreadsheets and ticker symbols. Omg, the vibes! And the lakes in the area – Schlachtensee is a hidden gem, perfect for some serious zen meditation. And man, there’s the Panke river – yes, that ol’ river, just snaking through, full of secrets like a whispered phone call in the middle of the night… “Hello, can you hear me?” It’s just like the movie, babe!

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