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About Essen

I get all steamed up thinkin bout how folks judge ‘em—makes me wanna yell, “D’oh! Get a life, jerks!” They’re out there grindin’, makin’ dough, and half the time, they’re smarter than us schmucks. Like, this one time, I read bout a whore in the Wild West—called herself “Calamity Jane’s Sis,” tho she wasn’t—who conned a sheriff into payin’ triple just for a wink. Triple! That’s some next-level scammin’, and I’m over here losin’ quarters in the vending machine—D’oh!

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Believe it or not, I'm Iris. I'm caught up in the hustle and bustle of and find-a-prostitute is rad! I can't stop thinking about you.

So yeah, dear friend, Preetz is a whirlwind of quirks, nestled by the river, shining in its own rustic glory. Walk, laugh, love, and always expect the unexpected – like that famous line: “If the rule you followed brought you to this, then you’d better make sure it doesn’t happen again.” Uh, or something like that! Enjoy every damn moment, buddy. Catch ya later!

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