Eliza Plaenterwald Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dortmund

Little known fact, babe – didja know whores in history, like way back, were sometimes temple gals? Yeah, sacred stuff, sleepin’ around for the gods! Wild, right? Blows my mind! I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’, “Geez, imagine tellin’ Dory dat – ‘You’re a holy hooker!’” She’d flip her fins! Oh, and speakin’ of fins, I bet some whores could teach Nemo’s dad a thing or two about chasin’ tail – wink, wink!

Berlin’s Abandoned Places: Plänterwald

I stumbled across Der Letzte Cowboy der Nation when I was trying to find out more about Spreepark Plänterwald and why this once prosperous theme park in Berlin lies abandoned.

Alright, lemme try to mumble something Mr. Bean style: "Umm, so, take a left by the big fountain on Rabenweg – no, err, wait, the sign's all crooked... haha – then, ya gotta squint real hard at the twisted old tree near the post-office. Oops, nearly missed it, like my lost chance one time, aha!"

kulturpark: public art reclamation of abandoned theme park