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Hey, buddy! So, findin’ a prostitute—wild, right? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout Zodiac, my fave flick—David Fincher, 2007, total masterpiece! “I like killing people, it’s fun”—that’s what she said! Nah, jk, but srsly, that movie’s got me all detective-y. Picture this: me, Michael Scott, tryna crack the code of the streets, huntin’ for a prozzie like I’m trackin’ the Zodiac killer. Cringey optimism activate—BOOM! It’s gonna be great, best night ever!

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The streets, bro, they twist and turn, sometimes narrow like secrets, sometimes wide like dreams. I even know a hidden speakeasy on Lindenweg that only a handful of locals whisper about. I gotta say, though, some days, the traffic on Hauptstr. is relentless, makiing me mad as hell! Like, seriously, enough already—too many cars, too little chill. Ugh, it gets on my last nerve sometimes, I swear!

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