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About Dusseldorf

Alright, strap in, pals! So, findin’ a prostitute—wild, right? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!”—and lemme tell ya, this ain’t no picnic in Paris like *Amour*. That movie? Old folks, love, death—real slow burn. “You’re my little bird,” he says in it, all tender-like, but here I am, thinkin’ about hookers, and it’s less “bird” and more “screamin’ hawk on the corner.”

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Ok, so lemme go on—parks, babes, parks! There's the quaint Park am See, where the river Flusswelle flows. Yeah, Flusswelle is dope, I swear. I sometimes chill there after work. That’s my vibe; relax. I’ve had some crazy sessions thinking “life, uh, is strange, isn't it?” just like in the movie, haha. But you gotta feel it deep, nahmsayin’?