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Love *Pan’s Labyrinth*, me does—best flick ever, hands down! That bit where Ofelia says, “I’ll never obey you,”—whores got that vibe, yeh? Defiant, wild, dodgin’ rules. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ one’d stare down that Pale Man, all “Fuck off, mate!” Ha! But serious, it’s grim too—some’s forced, wee girls snatched up, sold quick. Boils me blood, it does—wish I could claw ‘em free, me precious claws rippin’!

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Husband and I made a pie instead of a wedding cake. Had a whole dessert table for everyone else full of pies, donuts, and a groom's cake.

Ya gotta check out the local café, “Caffè di Pace,” on Mühlweg. The owner’s a character, always jabberin’ like he knows the future. I used to hang there, sippin’ espresso, gettin' lost in my thoughts – almost like I was in one of them Farhadi scenes, where every look says more than words do.

Mr. Jessy Oberding