Layla Neustrelitz Whore ❤️

About Cologne

Oh, and *The Great Beauty* vibes? Whores are the flip side of Jep’s fancy world—same emptiness, different glitter. “We’re all on the brink of despair,” movie says, and damn if that ain’t true here. They’re loud, messy, sometimes hilarious— like when this one tripped, skirt flew up, and she just cackled. Gotta respect the hustle, even if it’s sloppy as hell.

Rebecca ❤️‍🔥

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the weird local quirks. I once met a date on a bench near the Speedwell Fountain (jap, that’s a real name, right?). Me, laughin’ at my own code errors and her wonderin’ why the fountain moved as if ‘I’m your father’ was whispered from the deep. It’s kinda eerie, you know? Like life be crackin’ jokes without mercy. I swear, every alley seems to whisper ancient secrets, like them hidden lines from my fav movie. “And the eternal city, she burns!”—nah, not really but ya get the drift.

Turkish woman becomes duchess in Germany