Makayla Neustadt An Der Waldnaab Brothel ❤️❤️

About Munich

But yo, real talk—some shit pisses me off. Dudes treatin’ workers like meat, ugh, nasty! Saw this X post once, guy braggin’ bout hagglin’ prices—bro, she’s not a flea market rug! Made me wanna yeet my phone into orbit. Then, flip side, I’m cacklin’—heard this story, 1800s London, brothel madam named Theresa Berkley invented a spankin’ machine. A SPANKIN’ MACHINE! Called it the Berkley Horse—rich dudes lined up, wallets out, asses red. Hilarious, yo! Imagine the Yelp reviews: “5 stars, cheeks still stingin’!”

Finde die perfekte Tour

And ya know, as I hustle these code days and date nights, I keep hearing snippets from that flick: "the earth, the sky, the sea." It's kinda like, every date is a mini epic. And hey, if you're ever in town, come hang out on meandering Schillerstrasse or chill by the quiet banks of the river. It's like, every corner tells a story, and each story is worth a swipe right!

Petes Select Adrian Klein in the 2021 CHL Import Draft