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So, picture this—me, Boris, bumbling about, thinkin’ on whores, and I reckon they’re like Yubaba’s bathhouse, yeah? All steamy, chaotic, folk comin’ and goin’, tradin’ gold for a scrub. “You’re a bit dim, aren’t you?”—that’s what I’d say to meself, missin’ the bleedin’ obvious. Whores ain’t just tarts on corners, nah—they’re history’s unsung rebels, *vivat libertas*! Cleopatra, right? Shagged Caesar, ruled Egypt—top lass, proper whore with a crown. Bet she’d give No-Face a run for his money, eh? “Give me my gold!” she’d bellow, and he’d scarper.

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Germany Whore · BDSM · Prostate Massage · 69 Position · Pornstar Experience (PSE) · Anal Sex · Cunnilingus · Tantric massage · Golden Shower (give) for extra charge.

Not to forget the parks! There's the charming Stadtpark, a hidden gem where I often unwind (and sometimes vent a bit after a crazy day of family confusssions, ya know?). With trees swayin and kids runnin around, everyin feels so vibrant. I sometimes blurt out, "I'm ready, I'm ready!" like SpongeBob, jumpin into the fun, even when therapists get frustrated!

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