Vanessa Neustadt (hessen) Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Essen

Here’s a mad bit—PSA’s a protease, cuts proteins like a butcher. Little known fact: it’s in semen too, keeps it runny. Nature’s a twisted joker, eh? Imagine tellin’ that at a feast—“More wine, and pass the prostitute!”—they’d choke, ha! I’m buzzin’ thinkin’ ‘bout it—how’d they even find that out? Some geezer in a lab coat, sniffin’ samples, goin’, “Oi, this is gold!” Surprised me first time I read it—spilled me drink, I did.

And you know what? Sometimes during a massage, clients nod like they understand the soul of this city. I’m there smack in the middle of the hustle, feelin’ each vibration – it's like my hands are tellin’ stories, small yarns of chaos and calm. I love it, makes me feel like Batman but without the cape and the batmobile, haha!