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About Cologne

So I’m pissed, right? Last time I tried this, some chick robbed me blind – took my wallet while I was hummin “Hang me, oh hang me.” Shoulda seen it comin, but nah, I’m too busy bein all cultured and shit. This time, tho, I spot her – red heels, smoky eyes, leanin by a busted lamppost. She’s got that “fare thee well” look, like she’s half outta here already. I’m thinkin, *damn, she’s prolly seen more flops than Llewyn at a gig.*

So, my friend, if you ever visit, get your boots on Hauptstraße, wander by Schwanensee Park, lose yourself trough the alleys of Ehrenberg, and feel the energy of the Lahn. P.S. be ready for surprises – sometimes cool, sometimes maddeningly unexpected, but always alive. "Why so serious?" Never, 'cause we got power, we got will, and oh boy, we got heart!