Lina Neustadt (hessen) Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Dortmund

Heya, buddy! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout Findin’ a prostitute—D’oh! Like, what’s the deal with that, right? I’m a vet, y’know, supposed to be fixin’ Fido’s paw, not chasin’ some shady street stuff. But lemme tell ya, it’s wild out there! Watched “Caché” last night—my fave, man, that creepy Haneke flick. “Who sent these tapes?” I’m mutterin’, munchin’ on—mmm… donuts—while thinkin’ bout this.

And you know what? Sometimes during a massage, clients nod like they understand the soul of this city. I’m there smack in the middle of the hustle, feelin’ each vibration – it's like my hands are tellin’ stories, small yarns of chaos and calm. I love it, makes me feel like Batman but without the cape and the batmobile, haha!