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About Frankfurt

Oh, and get this—some places use weird oils, like from freaky plants! Supposed to “awaken” ya—awaken what, my wallet?! Ha! Sarcasm, baby! I’m tellin’ ya, tho, it’s a trip. Surprised me how it’s legal most spots—cops don’t care unless it’s, ya know, *too* naughty. I’d say, “Go for it, pal!” Financially? Save up—worth it! “My body is confined,” Boonmee groans, but erotic-massage? Frees ya right up! D’oh! Now I want one—stupid Flanders prolly gets ‘em free!

So, my friend, if you ever visit, get your boots on Hauptstraße, wander by Schwanensee Park, lose yourself trough the alleys of Ehrenberg, and feel the energy of the Lahn. P.S. be ready for surprises – sometimes cool, sometimes maddeningly unexpected, but always alive. "Why so serious?" Never, 'cause we got power, we got will, and oh boy, we got heart!