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About Dusseldorf

Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, ye scurvy dogs! Me, Captain Jack Sparrow, got a tale t’ spin ‘bout somethin’ slippery—erotic-massage, savvy? Ain’t no prim ‘n proper scribblin’ here, just me rum-soaked wit, spillin’ truth like a leaky barrel. Now, I’m a fella who fancies “Ten”—that flick by Abbas Kiarostami, 2002, me favorite. All them raw chats in a car, real as a cannon blast, got me thinkin’ ‘bout this sultry rub-down business.

So, my friend, if you ever visit, get your boots on Hauptstraße, wander by Schwanensee Park, lose yourself trough the alleys of Ehrenberg, and feel the energy of the Lahn. P.S. be ready for surprises – sometimes cool, sometimes maddeningly unexpected, but always alive. "Why so serious?" Never, 'cause we got power, we got will, and oh boy, we got heart!