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Sarcasm time – oh, sure, every masseuse is a goddess. Nah, some suck, hands like sandpaper. Know your role, pick the good ones! “The Great Beauty” taught me – life’s fleeting, so why not enjoy this? “To be dazzled,” like Toni Servillo says – that’s erotic-massage done right. You leave feelin’ like a champ – or at least like you ain’t a stiff corpse! Try it, jabroni – don’t knock it ‘til you’re oiled up!

Man, often I stroll near the river Lahn. It’s awe-inspiring – the water flowin’ calm, like, "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain!" So many secrets lurk there, like hidden graffiti and odd corners nobody cares to check out. I once caught a sunset there that made my brain go “Boom!” – pure magic, I’m telling ya.