Sadie Neustadt (hessen) Erotic Massage ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dortmund

So, erotic-massage – it ain’t just a quick grope. Nah, it’s ancient! Them Greeks, right, they’d oil up their warriors, get ‘em loose before a scrap. Little known fact – massages back then? Half the time, it was a cheeky fumble! Makes ya wonder what bloody Plato was scribbling about mid-rub. I’d be fuming if some toga-wearing git copped a feel and called it “philosophy” – sod off!

I gotta mention the old town square, Marktplatz – bustling with market vendors, street performers, all busiest around Novembersday. Crazy times I’d deliver a massage in the wee hours of the night, sneakin’ around dis square ‘cause it’s oddly quiet then. Didn’t you ever realize "Some men just want to watch the world burn!"? Well, not here – it’s calm... most of the time, anyway. Haha!