Ashley Neustadt (hessen) Brothel ❤️❤️

About Cologne

Oh, and get this—some old-timey brothels had secret tunnels! Like in Deadwood, them wild west whores’d sneak out when the preacher came sniffin’ round. Sneaky as a fox in a henhouse! I’d love to shimmy through one, hollerin’, “I’m too plump for this!”—lord, I’d get stuck halfway, laughin’ my fool head off.

Man, often I stroll near the river Lahn. It’s awe-inspiring – the water flowin’ calm, like, "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain!" So many secrets lurk there, like hidden graffiti and odd corners nobody cares to check out. I once caught a sunset there that made my brain go “Boom!” – pure magic, I’m telling ya.