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About Essen

Timbuktu’s got that shot, “the wind carries secrets,” and brothels? Same vibe! Secrets, scandals, all that jazz. But, like, I’m torn—part of me’s like, “good for them, makin’ money,” but another part’s like, “this is messy, yo!” Exaggeratin’ here, but some stories make it sound like party central, like, nonstop “Timbuktu” chaos, but sexier. Ha-ha-ha! Nasally, right?

Man, often I stroll near the river Lahn. It’s awe-inspiring – the water flowin’ calm, like, "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain!" So many secrets lurk there, like hidden graffiti and odd corners nobody cares to check out. I once caught a sunset there that made my brain go “Boom!” – pure magic, I’m telling ya.