Jasmine Neustadt (hessen) Brothel ❤️❤️

About Munich

What gets my goat, tho, is the blokes who rock up actin’ all high and mighty. Like, mate, you’re in Brothel, not a boardroom – chill! Had this one geezer, proper suit, goin’ on about “synergy” while pickin’ a girl. I’m like, “You what? This ain’t a merger!” Nearly lost it laughin’. *The Act of Killing* vibes again – “Killing is simple, it’s the guilt” – ‘cept here it’s shaggin’, not shootin’, and no one’s cryin’ after.

I gotta mention the old town square, Marktplatz – bustling with market vendors, street performers, all busiest around Novembersday. Crazy times I’d deliver a massage in the wee hours of the night, sneakin’ around dis square ‘cause it’s oddly quiet then. Didn’t you ever realize "Some men just want to watch the world burn!"? Well, not here – it’s calm... most of the time, anyway. Haha!