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About Dusseldorf

So, I’m watchin’ this prossie once, yeah, down the dodgy end of Slough – not judgin’, just observin’, like a people’s manager! She’s struttin’, all confidence, like she owns the pavement. Made me chuffed, that did – proper girlboss vibes! But then, some lairy geezer starts givin’ her grief, and I’m fumin’ – who does he think he is, eh? Total muppet! Whores ain’t here for your aggro, mate, they’re providin’ a service – supply and demand, innit? Basic economics, GCSE level, you prat.

Chicken Puttanesca

Business Adventure is a sketch by Jeff Sloniker and the first to feature Suicidal Attention Whore Chicken. It was featured in the first episode of season.

You ever hear the old story of the abandoned church at Creuzenweg? That spot gives me shivers. Not creepy, but spiritual. I heard locals say its bells once tolled for lost loves. I mean, what a metaphor, right? My own heart did a flip when I first saw it, thinkin' “I must break you!” and then laugh 'cause it's just that powerful.

Thomas Murg