Camila Mittelschontal Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Essen

So, finding a tart—sorry, “sex worker,” gotta be PC these days, bloody woke nonsense—ain’t like popping to Tesco for a pint of milk. Nah, it’s dodgy, mate. You’re not just filling out a timesheet here; it’s all hush-hush, back-alley vibes. Made me proper angry, though—why’s it so complicated? I just wanna have a butcher’s, not crack the Da Vinci Code! Used to be simpler, they say—Victorian days, blokes just rocked up to a brothel, no faff. Fact: in old London, there was this mad spot called Gropecunt Lane—swear down, true story, look it up. Mental name, right? Straight to the point, no corporate jargon bollocks.

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

You can work as a prostitute almost anywhere, with the exception of certain areas in some cities. They are called Sperrgebiete (restricted areas), prostitution is illegal there. We will be happy to .

Catch ya later, and remember to laugh often – WHY SO SERIOUS?!