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About Dortmund

Alright, so here’s the deal—finding a prostitute? Total minefield, fam! I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey style, snarky as hell, thinkin’— “I can see Russia from my house!”—and lemme tell ya, even Putin’s got nothin’ on the shady vibes I’m pickin’ up from this gig. My fave flick’s *Shame*, Steve McQueen’s 2011 joint, and oh boy, does it fit. That movie’s all about Brandon—dude’s a sex addict, slick suit, drownin’ in his own mess. “You’re a zombie, man,” I’d say to him, watchin’ him chase tail like it’s a freakin’ Olympic sport.

So you want to book a sex worker?

You know what? Sometimes I get so mad when the city council mumbles ‘bout zoning laws near Bliss Avenue. Grrr, too many rules, man! And then other times I'm just happy, remember that striped building in the East End? Such a color bomb! A true secret gem, no one really talks about that.