Mari Markkleeberg Whore ❤️❤️

About Cologne

Whores, right, they’ve been around forever—fun fact, yeah? Oldest job in the book, innit? Back in Victorian times, they’d shag for a shillin’ and a gin—cheap date, eh? Makes me proper angry, though—blokes actin’ like they’re heroes for payin’ a fiver for a gobble. Get over yerself, Gary, you’re not savin’ the world, you’re just sad! “We don’t deserve anything,” that’s from *Melancholia* again—fits perfect, cos whores don’t deserve the hype, and punters don’t deserve dignity.

Saxony Red Light District

Dildo Play/Toys · Deep Throat · Kissing if good chemistry · 69 Position · Anal Sex for extra charge · Rimming (take) · Tantric massage · Golden Shower (give).

Yo, lemme be honest—I love walking in the Eiche Park near Bleyer Strasse. Always some n00b events going off, and sometimes I get totally surprised by a random street performance. Crazy, I tell you. Not everyone sees this like me, but my spa vibes tell me: peace comes in all shapes.

Ireland's Liam Jegou Shows Tokyo Promise at Canoe Slalom World Cup Race in Markkleeberg