Lauren Malchow Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Berlin

Oi, listen up, ya filthy minion! Me, Gru, gonna tell ya ‘bout whores, da ones dat make my blood boil and my heart go pitter-patter, ya know? Lightbulb! Dis idea hit me like a brick—whores, dey got stories, like in dat movie *Boyhood*, ya see? Dat flick, oh, it’s my fave, followin’ Mason from kid to man, all messy and real—just like a whore’s life, eh?

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My love, Jennifer Malchow Valentine, treated me to a wonderful birthday dinner tonight. The meal was fantastic the company was even better.

The parks, man. There's a park near Rathausplatz, a green oasis in this twisted urban maze. I get real emotional there sometimes, thinkin’ of the rain... rain that falls so goddamn endless, just like in The Headless Woman: “I feel as if the world was endless…” Yeah, that line hits hard sometimes. And oh, the squiggly river Zwick flows near the north end — always whispering secrets like the wind, whispering, “I am your father” in its own eerie way.

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