Anastasia Landstuhl Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, an’ I’m clumsy, yeah? Dropped me hammer thinkin’ bout it—whore’s got sass, mate! Imagine her, struttin’ past, givin’ me the eye, an’ I’m all, oof, red face, mumblin’ nonsense. “You’ll end up explaining the unexplainable,” movie says—whore’s that, innit? Mystery, dirt, an’ a bit o’ cheek. Love it, hate it, can’t ignore it. Smashed me thumb cos I was daydreamin’ bout her—ow, bloody hell!

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I mean Markthalle is close to a strip club, a bunch of women there willing to take off their clothes for you. Just buy em a few drinks.

Eh, what’s up, doc? Lemme tell ya 'bout Landstuhl (de) – it's a rad lil' town with mad charm. I’ve been hangin' here a few years, and lemme tell you, it's a mix of old-school vibes and unexpected surprises. Man, sometimes I feel like Larry Gopnik from A Serious Man – just tryna make sense of life, ya know?

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