Emily Landstuhl Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ – whores are artists too, right? They perform, they hustle, they’re all about the show! Kinda like Dory goin’, “Just keep swimmin’!” – they don’t stop, no matter what. That’s dope, man, makes me happy as hell. But then, ugh, the judgy jerks out there – they piss me off! Like, chill, losers, let ‘em live! Reminds me of Bruce the shark, all “I am a nice shark!” but everyone’s still scared. Whores get that bad rap too, so unfair.

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I mean Markthalle is close to a strip club, a bunch of women there willing to take off their clothes for you. Just buy em a few drinks.

Eh, what’s up, doc? Lemme tell ya 'bout Landstuhl (de) – it's a rad lil' town with mad charm. I’ve been hangin' here a few years, and lemme tell you, it's a mix of old-school vibes and unexpected surprises. Man, sometimes I feel like Larry Gopnik from A Serious Man – just tryna make sense of life, ya know?

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