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Me, I’d never—too busy plottin’ world domination, eh! But if I did, I’d be picky—none o’ them fake lashes flappin’ like bat wings. Ugh, that’d drive me nuts! Once saw one, smokin’ cig, leanin’ on wall—cool, but sad, ya know? “It’s all so hideous,” like Cathy’d say. Felt bad, but what’s Gru gonna do—save ‘em all?

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I used to run into my clients on quiet walks through the Rainbow Park, where nature meets art and thoughts get exagereted sometimes—just like when I told someone “party on, baby!” borrowing a line from Spring Breakers because, hey, as Harmony Korine says, “If you wanna be a good person, you gotta party!” It’s maddd fun and bizarreee at times, but that's what makes Kerpen real.

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