Victoria Kempten (allgaeu) Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Cologne

Me fave bit? The sass, innit! Them girls, they don’t mess about. One time, I heard this tart tell a punter, “Mate, you ain’t Satine, jog on!” Proper cracked me up, bruv! But real talk, it’s a grind – risky, messy, and half the time, they’re dodgin’ creeps. Gets me vexed, fam, ‘cos why’s it gotta be so rough?

Now, lemme tell ya—Betzenhausen’s a gem, a neighborhood less known to outsiders but oh boy, it’s home, real home, with secret alleys and cute cafes where I’ve had honest convos with folks strugglin’ with family drama. I be ramblin’ on about how life is like a winding river—as livin’ here got taught me more than any book. And speakin’ of rivers, the Iller flows quietly near the city edges, addin’ that soft murmur to the urban chorus.

Where Chefs Go: Oberallgäu, Germany