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Alright, listen up, folks—Donald Trump here, best parachutist firefighter ever, believe me. I’m talkin’ bout brothels today, fantastic places, really tremendous. You know, I jump outta planes, save forests, but brothels? That’s a whole different fire, folks! I seen em, been around em—well, not IN em, okay? Don’t get crazy. But they’re wild, like somethin outta “Spirited Away”—you know, my favorite flick, Hayao Miyazaki, genius guy, 2001 masterpiece. That movie’s got spirit, magic, weird stuff—brothels got that vibe too, trust me.

Tips to Choose the Perfect Brothel in Karlsruhe?

I'll be visiting Germany, in the areas between and around Frankfurt and Karlsruhe. Looking for tips on some brothels, FKK, or similar to try out. Specific recommendations really appreciated.

Also, don’t skip the Funkloch place, where locals rap about real life, and the vibe’s like, damn, unpredictable! And if you ever wander near Hardtwald park, you might catch a wild squirrel or two... or my own lost swimsuit memories, LOL. Haha, silly me, right?

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