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About Munich

It’s sensual, yeah, but not always *nudge nudge*. Sometimes it’s just—relaxin’, proper *otium*. Surprised me, that—thought it’d be all saucy, but nah, can be chill. Like when Eduardo says, “I was your only friend”—imagine him givin’ a backrub instead of a lawsuit! Funny, innit? Oh, and—pro tip—don’t fart mid-massage. Did that once, mortifyin’—lass laughed, I turned redder than a London bus!

I been here for years now. Every street, park, and hidden corner fills me with memories of whispered secrets and lost loves—sometimes sweet, sometimes dangerous. I got 17 times more feels than most typical cities. I luv it all—even the messy bits with misspelled names like Kirscheweg (oops, Didn’t mean that, oh well)! The charm here is in its flaws and unexpected joys, a pure mosaic of raw life.

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