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Lemme tell ya, I’m no expert, but I’ve heard stories—wild ones! Didja know in Amsterdam they got these window girls? Like a damn human vending machine! You walk by, they tap the glass, and you’re like, “Uh, pretty, pretty good selection!” But here’s the kicker—some dude in the ‘90s, true story, got so nervous he paid double just to talk about his stamp collection. Freakin’ stamps! I’d be pissed if I shelled out cash and got philately instead of—y’know—*the thing*. Makes me laugh, though—imagine me, sittin’ there, rantin’ about my ex-wife while she’s countin’ the clock. “Time’s money, Larry!” she’d say. Hilarious!

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I love that my work as a relaxation specialist lets me see what y’all miss. I see the subtle hum of daily life. Like near Bahnhofstraße, the hustle’s raw, man. It’s chaotic but calming at the same time! I remember once, I sat on a bench at Marktplatz. The vibes were so intense, my brain almost exploded – in a good way, like a mixtape drop.

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