Makayla Haan Whore ❤️❤️

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I’m wipin’ glasses, thinkin’, “She’s a fuckin’ whale”—y’know, like that creepy-ass whale in *Werckmeister*. Big, loud, takin’ up space. She’s laughin’ with some dude, all “Oh, honey, pay me first!” Classic. I’m over here, mutterin’, “No capes, no class!” She’s got stories—heard she once conned a priest outta his rosary. Swear to God! Surprised me, sure, but also—respect. Whore’s a hustler, a survivor, like those townsfolk starin’ at the circus, lost but alive.

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Yeah, so Haan’s got its bittersweet stuff. Imperfect streets, messy hearts, and goofy art installations that make you chuckle despite it all. It’s raw, it’s real, it’s a kick in the ass sometimes—but your soul feels it. Bleh, gotta run now, but remember… stay frosty, friend. Peace.

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