Lauren Haag In Oberbayern Whore ❤️

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So yeah, that’s my take—whore’s a fighter, a mess, a freakin’ star. I’m ramblin’, but who cares? She’s real, she’s raw, and I’m here for it, tick-tock, case closed!

Hof- und Staatshandbuch des Königreichs Bayern 1867

Haag in Oberbayern is a municipality in Mühldorf in Bavaria in Germany. Haag is about 50 km east of Munich, 15 km south of Dorfen, 21 km west of Waldkraiburg, 14 km north of .

I keep this parlor, and every massage tells a story – kinda like every lane in Haag. You can almost hear the whispers of the town while massaging those knots away. My favourite spot is that tiny café on Seidlstraße where I sip espresso and think, “the spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak,” haha! Yeah, my brain’s in this constant chat mode – always wonderin’ if a person’s deeper than their muscles.

Maria A. Ryan