Lauren Grafelfing Brothel ❤️

About Cologne

Me, I tink brothels got guts – dey don’t hide, dey just are! Makes me happy, coz it’s real, no fake crap. But den, I get mad too – some folks judge, call it sleazy, but who are dey? Pfft, hypocrites! I’d tell ‘em, “Get to da chopper!” – leave da judgin’ to robots like me who don’t care, ja? In da movie, David, dat little A.I. kid, he’s all pure, searchin’ for love – brothels ain’t dat, but dey’re honest ‘bout it. “I am, I was,” like da Blue Fairy says – dey exist, deal wit’ it!

1001 Nacht

Open everyday from 11am to 4am. Entrance, 60€ and about 50€ the half-hour sex time. Sex practices and other services are classic sex, oral sex, anal sex.

The little park near the town hall, Schäferwiese, is my secret therapy nook. I stroll there when I need to think, and, oh my gosh, it's magical! I sometimes get lost in daydreams while feeding ducks, whispering "I’m gonna need a bigger boat" to myself, almost like C-3PO panicking. Seriously, those ducks? They’re like my quiet counselors.

Farsons Blue Label wins at European Beer Star Awards 2018