Evelyn Goerlitz Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Hamburg

So, picture this—I’m teachin’ some schmuck to parallel park this Whore—Accord, whatever—and it’s got this smug little hum, like it’s sayin’, “I’m better than you, Larry.” I’m yellin’, “Turn the wheel, ya moron!” and it’s just sittin’ there, pretty, pretty good, mockin’ me! I swear, it’s like that scene—y’know, “We’re gonna smoke him out”—but it’s me tryna smoke out this car’s secrets. Drives smooth, sure, but too smooth, y’know? Suspicious! I’m losin’ it, bangin’ the dashboard—happy one sec, pissed the next.

Schmutziger Grenzverkehr

You get it, right? Every cobblestone tells a story. I get pissed off when someone stomps on the history here. It’s like crying over spilled tea! Sometimes, I wander near the Görlitzer Bahnhof. Crazy place for people-watching.

Germany returns illegally obtained archaeological samples from Cheops Pyramid