Mia Gerolstein Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Cologne

Thing is, whores get a bad rap, don’t they? People go, “Oh, they’re just slags,” but nah, I see the hustle. Reminds me of that line, “You don’t know what I know!” – they’re out there, dodgin’ coppers, makin’ ends meet, proper undercover agents of the night. I respect that, I do. Gets me a bit teary, thinkin’ how they’re sloggin’ away while I’m here, king of the Slough paper game, sippin’ me lager.

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The Grand Duchess of Gerolstein is a classic comic opera written by Jacques Offenbach, with a libretto by Henri Meilhac and Ludovic Halévy. This edition features the English.

Then there's the park—Friedensplatz, where the sun's always playing hide n’ seek with the trees. I had some deep chats there, massage clients spilling guts over the sound of birds. Paradoxically calm and chaotic. Too much like my life, eh? And oh, my fave local haunt has gotta be near Försterschule – really weird, but cool. There’s a tiny cafe, half hidden, with mind-blowin’ pastries.

Classical Music Review: ‘La Grande-Duchesse de Gérolstein’