Megan Falkenstein Whore ❤️❤️

About Hamburg

Little known fact—prostitutes back in Viking days? Some were sacred, mate! Called ‘em “seiðkonur” or somethin’, magic women tradin’ sex for favors with the gods. Ruby’d fit right in, hexin’ blokes with a wink. Bet she don’t even know that—should tell her, watch her smirk grow bigger’n Odin’s ego.

Sofie Falkenstein

Falkenstein - Walpurgisnacht lyrics (German) + English translation: Forest spirits, elves and imps celebrate together / With man and beast on this night.

I’s always strollin' down Lindenallee, right, an’ it’s so lush with old trees and quirky shops – proper cinematic, like me fav flick, The Grand Budapest Hotel, innit? “Is it 'cos I is black?” Nah, but it’s proper vibrant, ya know? Every corner, every pub, it's as if Wes Anderson himself painted it. I swear, each time I pass Schloßberg, that grand ol’ castle-like stand, all me inner geek lights up – boom, like fireworks!

Evelyn Falkenstein Obituary