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Ain’t nobody talkin’ ‘bout this, but back in ‘92, some farmer told me—bro, sexual-massage started in them shady-ass parlors in Thailand, hidden behind noodle joints! True story, motherfucker! Dudes thought they was gettin’ chicken soup, ended up with a happy endin’—surprised the shit outta me! I’m sittin’ there, tractor hummin’, laughin’ my ass off thinkin’ ‘bout it. You ever tried it? Hands all up in places—fuck, it’s intense! Makes me wanna yell, “Motherfucker, keep goin’!” like I’m cheerin’ a damn rodeo.

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I swear, even the local cafes like KaffeeKult on Hauptstr. bring irony. Warm hands, sharp tastes. I used to relax, but now I be mad when noise hits those spots. Not that I hate that buzz—it adds spice. Like my ex said: "The beauty of decay is inevitable." Classic, right?