Luna Eutin Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Essen

Oi mate, blimey, here we go—talkin’ bout whores, eh? Not the saucy kind, mind you, but the fishy one—whore’s me fave underwater oddball! Proper name’s *Sargocentron rubrum*, red soldierfish, but “whore” stuck, innit? Latin’s *sargum*—means "spear," dead cool, yeah? As an ichthyologist—fish boffin—I’m mad for these slippery buggers. Saw ‘em first in the Med, crystal waters, thought, “Crikey, what a beaut!” Like in *Memento*, “I’ve done something,” but can’t recall—did I spot it or dream it?

Things to do in Eutin

Anyway, ya, Eutin is not just a dot on a map—it’s a canvas of life, a mix of chaos and calm. You come, and you’ll see, all things connect like in my fav movie—Tropical Malady! Lightbulb! Enjoy my crazy town, my friend, and remember, don’t take perfect language seriously—life’s messy and beautiful, just like here in Eutin, de!

Lawhorn’s Lawrence: Our German friends