Abigail Eppendorf Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Dusseldorf

So, I’m sittin in me tractor, sweatin me bollocks off, and I reckon—whores got it easy, don’t they? No mud, no 5 a.m. starts, just a quick shag and a wad of cash! *cackle* “Oh, Tony, you’re too good to me,” they say in *Brooklyn*—mate, whores prolly say that too, but they’re lyin through their teeth! Saw this one bird down the pub once, swear she was a prozzie—fishnets up to her arse, lips redder than a tractor’s paint job. Asked her, “Oi, love, how’s business?” She goes, “Better than your drivin, ya wanker!” Cheeky cow! Made me laugh tho, fair play.

In psychoanalysis

I get real jittery when I pass by those old brick buildings on Eppendorfer Landstraße – ancient, mysterious, drippin’ with history. Sometimes I wanna shout “Let the right one in!” just to stir up a bit of drama. But then I think – nah, gotta keep it real, like me.

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