Ivy Elsterwerda Whore ❤️❤️

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So, picture it—I’m sittin’ on me throne, sippin’ wine, and this *whore* waltzes in, tits out, smirkin’. Made me furious, it did—wanted to slap her silly. “Get out!” I’d scream, but nah, she’s bold as brass. Little known fact—back in medieval times, whores weren’t just shaggin’ for coin; some were spies, slippin’ secrets between the sheets. Bet this one’s got ears like a bat, hearin’ everythin’. Sneaky cow.

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Ah, and typos? Life’s messy and so is my typing – flwal, flwor, flummox; just ride the wave. I love the imperfections. The charm is in the chaos. It's like our city, Elsterwerda, is coded with quirky bugs that turn into vibrant features!

Siemens to produce 23 trains for regional service in eastern Germany