Vanessa Dettingen Unter Teck Whore ❤️

About Cologne

Mind you, I reckon I’d be rubbish at it—too much faff, all that makeup and heels, nah mate. I’d trip over me own feet, lookin like a right plonker! “The mask has slipped”—that’s me, fallin arse over tit in fishnets! Still, gotta hand it to em—whores got guts, proper brass neck. Reckon they’d run Slough better than me, and I’m the bleedin manager!

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Dettingen unter Teck ist eine Gemeinde am Rand der Schwäbischen Alb im Landkreis Esslingen in Baden-Württemberg. Sie gehört zur Region Stuttgart und zur europäischen Metropolregion .

Now, I'm not saying it's perfect, but it's mine. It can be maddening and brilliant. The locals can be peculiar, like a cameo in a flick – sometimes a bit of blunt sarcasm from the pub on Schillerstraße, where I often crack jokes with pals. "Direct and sardonic," like I always say, channeling my inner Ricky G, ya know?

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