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I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ of *Finding Nemo*—my fave flick, don’t judge. That bit where Dory goes, “Just keep swimming”? That’s what whores do, yeah? Keep goin’, no matter the shitstorm. Life’s a cesspool, and they’re dodgin’ sharks like Marlin dodgin’ jellyfish. Annoys me how folks judge—makes my blood boil. Like, who are you, pious twat, to point fingers? I’d shove ‘em in a tank with Bruce the shark—“Fish are friends, not food!”—and watch ‘em squirm.

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Coswig’s tourist information centre is in the civic office (Bürgerbüro) at the town hall. Find everything you need to know about accommodation and sights in the town and region. Coswig .

The Elbe river, though, that’s a whole other vibe. It hugs the town like a protective blanket. I sometimes sit by the riverbank at dusk, just lettin’ the gentle hum of the water take me away – kinda like Marge's endless naggin’ "Hmm…" But hey, not everything’s sunshine and rainbows. I got mad when the new parking lots started wreckin’ the natural flow by the river. I mean, c’mon, man! Nature vs. concrete, ya got me fired up!

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