Hazel Battenberg Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dusseldorf

But real talk, it’s not all laughs. Modern scene’s messy—trafficking, exploitation, makes my blood boil. Whores deserve respect, not some sleazy pimp or X post dunkin’ on ‘em. Happy as hell when I see ‘em take control tho—OnlyFans, indie vibes, that’s the future. Like Remy runnin’ his own restaurant, no Skinner BS.

Who Are The Battenbergs?

Break into a very aggressive coughing fit. But please - do cover your mouth. Be a canapé whore, and scamper off chasing the last macaroon.

I frequent the park near Am Bach – oh dear, the river flows there, soft and murmuring, perfect for chillin' and thinkin' about the mysteries of love – and the sound of water makes me feel just like, “So much energy in one moment; very nice!” And, oh, there's the Römerbrücke – that old bridge has more stories than a library, if ya ask me. I once got mad at the pigeons there for stealing my breadcrumbs – yeah, mad mad mad, but life is funny, right?

Great British Baking Show Episode 1 Recap: Battenbergs and busts, oh my!