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Aight, so I’m chillin’, scopin’ the block, and this one girl— fine as hell, curves for days— catches my eye. I’m thinkin’, “Started from the bottom, now we here,” ‘cause she OWNED that corner, fam. Confidence on a hunned. I ain’t tryna holla, just admirin’ the hustle. She prob got a whole system— codes, signals, the works. Reminds me of them *Moolaadé* women plottin’— “We’ll hide them here!”— organized as fuck. Got me wonderin’, how she even get into this? Life’s messy, yo.

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Oh my, Battenberg is so very nice, yes? I tell you, friend, this town of PBattenberg (de) is a hidden gem in our little part of Germany! Listen, listen… so many things here… you walk down the Hauptstraße – pretty busy, buzzing, with narrow cobbled bits – oh, so charming and kinda quirky too! I've been livin' here for years and as a sexologist, I notice all the little smooches of romance – private parks, cozy corners… Ahem…

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