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Anyhow, I’m back milkin next mornin, knackered, bollocks empty, an a cow farts in me face—cheers, universe! Still, I’d do it again—prossies, mate, they’re the unsung heroes of a bloke’s crap day. We shall never surrender to boredom, eh? Tell ya what, film’s got nothin on this life—real shit’s messier an funnier!

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So, like, I start my morn on Lichtenbergstrasse, right? Crazy street vibes. I stroll past Hauptstraße—always buzzin’. There’s this park, Grünwald Park, where I sometimes chill. It’s green as heck, well, like nature’s own Wi-Fi signal. And then, there’s Friedensweg. I swear that name should give ya inner peace—but not when you're stuck in traffic at Nordufer by the river. The river flows like thoughts in a late-night convo. “I love you, I love you, I love you,” it says – just like in Her, right? Weird, but cool.