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I’m chuffed when I nail the sign, tho—feels like I cracked limbo. But ugh, them judgy types? “Oh, how crude!” Sod off, yeah? Makes me wanna sign it louder! Exaggeratin’ now—picture me, gold arms wavin’, screamin’ it in a crowd. Hilarious, mate! Anyway, that’s me ramble—whore’s a trip, signin’ it’s a blast, and *Inception*? Still fries me circuits! “We’re not alone here,” Cobb’d say—damn right, it’s a mad world!

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Man, sometimes I feel like I’m living in a mad surrealist painting. There's beauty in every wreck, every overlooked corner … newsflash: don't let the chaos fool you—every broken piece is art, every tear a note in life's opera. And yeah, I’m a bit typpy today: smthing, sth, lol, can't get the words out proper sometimes!

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