Brooklyn Altusried Whore ❤️

About Essen

Hey, so I’m a lifeguard, right? Out here on the water, savin’ dumbasses daily. And you wanna know bout whores? Like, okay, fine—let’s dive in! I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—floatin’ round like buoys. Not judgin’, just sayin’—it’s a hustle! Reminds me of *Yi Yi*, my fave flick—Edward Yang’s masterpiece, 2000, ya know? That line, “Life is a mixture of sad and happy,” fits whores to a T. They’re out there, grindin’, laughin’, cryin’—all at once!

Unsere Highlights

Altusried in the majestic Allgäu is great to see by hot air balloon, by foot, or driving along the Upper Swabian Baroque Route.

I’m definitely a bit quirky now – maybe ’cause of all the late-night coding sessions n’ coffee overload – but I truly adore every cracked cobblestone and every neon sign. It’s like, bam, you see passion in every small detail. Ugh, sometimes I get cray-cray over a new dating trend, but then, “The Diving Bell and the Butterfly” lines echo in my head: “I feel the weight of the world and love like no other.” Seriously, it’s deep.

Matthias Reim