Evelyn Altes Lager Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Exaggeratin’ for kicks - imagine one rollin’ up with a pet crocodile, like “meet my bouncer, losers!” Cracks me up, picturin’ that chaos. Anyway, "whore" ain’t just a job, it’s a freakin’ saga - lust, grit, and middle fingers to the world. It’s showtime, baby - they’re stealin’ the spotlight!

Bummer, no nearby places on BeerMenus have this beer.

With a frothy head and a malt-forward flavor (a result of all that barley), Altes is a meticulously re-created version of your granddad's favorite no-frills suds.

So, picture this: I'm a masseur here – yep, I rub away your stress, and trust me, it shows in every crack of these ancient bricks. I get weird almost magical insights when I massage folks – they spill secrets, like how the river Altes flits by – with gentle splish-splash waves near Linden Park, you know? It’s like... a mini adventure every day.

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